Tag: funny
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November 19, 2008 08:40 AM EST --
1 Those Ancestors!
The Taylor's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had travelled to America with the Pilgrim Fathers on the Mayflower. They had included Congressmen, successful . . .
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November 21, 2008 08:29 AM EST --
Just before Christmas God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His best angels . . .
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November 16, 2008 11:58 PM EST --
Author Unknown
The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side . . .
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November 21, 2008 11:26 PM EST --
Office Holiday Memo
To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season
Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance . . .
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November 21, 2008 11:25 PM EST --
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you . . .
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November 16, 2008 11:23 PM EST --
Santa was very upset. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right!
Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the . . .
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November 16, 2008 11:25 PM EST --
Q: Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
A: Rude-olph.
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Q: What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
A: Comet.
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Q: Where do Santa's reindeers . . .
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November 16, 2008 11:35 PM EST --
Dear Friends
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under . . .
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November 16, 2008 11:42 PM EST --
A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says, "Give me a Bud Lite."
When the bartender brings him the beer, . . .
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November 16, 2008 11:13 PM EST --
Microsoft should make cars, GM should make software:
At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and . . .
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November 22, 2008 11:24 AM EST --
To paraphrase that great comic Monty Python, 'Now for something slightly different'. Here are amusing even clever, plays on words. These are the sort of jokes that make you smile rather than laugh. . . .
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November 20, 2008 08:57 AM EST --
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm . . .
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November 21, 2008 08:00 AM EST --
It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
'Please let me in, 'says the man desperately. 'I forgot to buy a turkey, . . .
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November 21, 2008 08:05 AM EST --
Gratitude
In the week before Thanksgiving Mary-Jo asked her class of 9 year-olds to write a paragraph entitled:
'What I am most thankful for on Thanksgiving Day'.
All Joey could write was: . . .
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November 21, 2008 11:30 PM EST --
Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.
Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho. . . .
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April 12, 2008 06:37 PM EDT --
Dumbest State Laws Part 5
South Dakota: Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
Tennessee: Driving is not . . .
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October 14, 2008 11:32 AM EDT --
Someone on Gather suggested that I do a series called altered photos. What is that, you say? Well that’s where I take photos and change them from what they really are. If you look at . . .
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November 13, 2008 12:29 PM EST --
Two funny blondes traveled 2 hours from town and walked deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. They were all warmly dressed from head to toe carrying their saw, hatchet and a rope to drag . . .
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November 18, 2008 10:49 PM EST --
Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes:
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. . . .
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November 18, 2008 10:52 PM EST --
Kids are asked questions about marriage...and, OH! how they answered!!
How do you decide who to marry?
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she . . .
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